Kevin
November 2nd, 2008, 02:45 AM
So Im headed back from studying tonight from Fort Myers.... So Im driving down Fowler at around 45-50mph @ 1:45 am. I have my windows down playing music and I hit the 35mph zone where I slow down to about 40 or so give or take 10-15mph.. LOL
I take a right onto MLK from Fowler and Im sitting at the light of MLK and Evans ready to go back to NFM. This light takes forever to change so Im sitting there and a cop passes me fast then hits its brakes. Then it goes further down MLK and I didn't think to much of it. Im about to take a Left onto Evans when the Cop approaches from the opposite direction. I continue to drive down Evans and as soon as I hit the bride, LIGHTS! Fuck I say to myself... they are probably gonna think I left a club or something and I might be drunk... I was completely sober so that wasn't the problem. As the cop approaches my window, I see that it a Lady officer. And now Im thinking to myself, GOD IM FUCKED! She says you have your drivers license, registration.. I said, yes mam and open up my glove compartment to get it. Meanwhile I have all my windows down and she is looking in the back seats..etc.
Lets date back to Thursday night. I went to the Halloween party and decided to be Heath Ledger Pharmacist. I did the whole joker face thing but i my top pocket I had a bottle of Ambien and in my other pockets bottles of "Oxycontin, Valium, Xanax, Viagra, Cialis, and Percocet 5/325".... Well that night when I left the party, I just tossed all those bottles into the back seat....
Now...... She doesn't even fucking notice. So when I gave her my license she said "You were going too fast on Fowler and I had to do 80-90 to catch up, plus you had your music way too loud." I said to her, " I do apologize but I didn't acknowledge that I was going that fast." She said "Sit right there"... Im like mother fucker Im down.
Now another cop pulls up.. Im like shit, she probably got scared from seeing an Indian dude and called bomb squad or something.. So this guy walks to the passenger side while Im texting a girl about how Im about to get fucked over. He shines his flashlight in my face and I say "Ahhhh" not realizing who it was. He said, "how you doing tonight. I said, "Fine but now I think I'm not doing so well" He chuckled and asked me what I was doing tonight. I told him Im studying Organic Chemistry and he said, oh great.. blah blah blah, then we start talking about drugs and he wants to know more about it. Well 5 minutes pass and still talking to this guy. The Lady Officer walks up and she says, tonight is your lucky night... slow down and turn off that ipod thing there... I did something stupid and correct here and said, "No, this is not an I-pod, its a Zune! Its way better"... She gave me this funny look. I said "Sorry, Im gone..." He stopped traffic and let me out back over the bridge...
Anyways.. Im done.. I feel better now.
I take a right onto MLK from Fowler and Im sitting at the light of MLK and Evans ready to go back to NFM. This light takes forever to change so Im sitting there and a cop passes me fast then hits its brakes. Then it goes further down MLK and I didn't think to much of it. Im about to take a Left onto Evans when the Cop approaches from the opposite direction. I continue to drive down Evans and as soon as I hit the bride, LIGHTS! Fuck I say to myself... they are probably gonna think I left a club or something and I might be drunk... I was completely sober so that wasn't the problem. As the cop approaches my window, I see that it a Lady officer. And now Im thinking to myself, GOD IM FUCKED! She says you have your drivers license, registration.. I said, yes mam and open up my glove compartment to get it. Meanwhile I have all my windows down and she is looking in the back seats..etc.
Lets date back to Thursday night. I went to the Halloween party and decided to be Heath Ledger Pharmacist. I did the whole joker face thing but i my top pocket I had a bottle of Ambien and in my other pockets bottles of "Oxycontin, Valium, Xanax, Viagra, Cialis, and Percocet 5/325".... Well that night when I left the party, I just tossed all those bottles into the back seat....
Now...... She doesn't even fucking notice. So when I gave her my license she said "You were going too fast on Fowler and I had to do 80-90 to catch up, plus you had your music way too loud." I said to her, " I do apologize but I didn't acknowledge that I was going that fast." She said "Sit right there"... Im like mother fucker Im down.
Now another cop pulls up.. Im like shit, she probably got scared from seeing an Indian dude and called bomb squad or something.. So this guy walks to the passenger side while Im texting a girl about how Im about to get fucked over. He shines his flashlight in my face and I say "Ahhhh" not realizing who it was. He said, "how you doing tonight. I said, "Fine but now I think I'm not doing so well" He chuckled and asked me what I was doing tonight. I told him Im studying Organic Chemistry and he said, oh great.. blah blah blah, then we start talking about drugs and he wants to know more about it. Well 5 minutes pass and still talking to this guy. The Lady Officer walks up and she says, tonight is your lucky night... slow down and turn off that ipod thing there... I did something stupid and correct here and said, "No, this is not an I-pod, its a Zune! Its way better"... She gave me this funny look. I said "Sorry, Im gone..." He stopped traffic and let me out back over the bridge...
Anyways.. Im done.. I feel better now.