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Jeepin'
February 3rd, 2009, 09:48 PM
Alright, so I headed to Miami to see a few friends and do some wheeling. The vehicles -

Mine, a cherokee on 35", Tacoma on 33", stock Xterra on 31".

We headed out at 8am on Sunday. Great trails; mud, rivers with a rock base for traction, good climbing, awesome stuff. So I'm 3rd in line, the other XJ is leading. The Toyota gets stuck behind him, so my buddy in the Cherokee stops and backs up to him to pull him real fast. Problem is, he got stuck pulling. I was about 50 yards behind them, climbing up a river bank to get to them, and its a tough climb. I'm slowy turning, turning, turning SNAP!! Clank clank clank!. I went "shit" and killed the motor. Turns out I broke a U-joint.

No problem, we called our other buddy in ANother cherokee to come. About an hour later hes at the enterace, but wasn't sure where we were. So the Xtrera goes to lead him, only when it got back to the enterance, It got stuck.

"Whatever, we'll get it later." So they head down in the 3rd XJ. He has to pull the first 2 stuck trucks, but I was broken down in his way. So he starts pulling me backwards out of the way, then SNAP!! Clank clank clank. He broke HIS rear u joint too.

So to clearfy the situation at this point -

An XJ stuck, pulling out the stuck Toyota. 50 yards behind them 2 more broken XJs, and 2 miles away a stuck Xterra. We decide 2 half broken Cherokees make 1 good cherokee, so we took turns scubadiving *both Jeeps were still sitting in a muddy river*, we dive underwater and pull the rear driveshaft out of each Cherokee. From there, I drove 2 miles, offroad, backwards with only front wheel power.

We get to the Xterra, and the Jeep in front of me gets stuck, and I can't move because he's blocking the way. So again, to claify the situation at THIS point -

STILL!! A stuck Cherokee who was trying to pull a stuck Toyota, 2 miles away, 2 Cherokees with with only front wheel drive, I'm trapped behind him cause hes stuck, trying to get to the, stuck Xterra.

It wasn't untill 9pm that a Wrangler and a Toyota Land Crusier both on 37"s, with a 12,000 lbs winch show up. (Mind you my winch is broken from being underwater for 3 hours.) They pull out the Jeep blocking me, I somehow got through what he was in, we park. The Land Crusier then tries to get the Xterra, and the Land Crusiers winch breaks loose from its bumper. We decide now, since its 10pm, best thing is to at least get both mine and the other broken Jeep out.

On the way out, I fell into a hole in the river and shut off the engine so it didnt hydrolock. With only 2 wheel drive, I couldn't get through. They said stay there, they pulled the other broken Cherokee home.

SO AT THIS POINT -

STILL, a stuck Cherokee and a stuck Toyota. 2 miles away, still a stuck Xterra, a mile from that me, alone and cold without doors in a river, the Land Crusier and Wrangler and other broken Cherokee make it out.

I wake up at 2 am freezing my ass off as the Land crusier is passing me again in the river. He says forget about trying to get the trucks, we're just getting everybody home and we'll be back tomorrow. So I wait another hour.

It was absolutely freezing, my clothes were soaked from walking in the muddy rivers all day, I'm curled up in the back of my truck shivering. The Land Crusier passes back by with 12 people in it, they stop and throw a rope around my front hook. My buddy jumps into my truck and is about to say something then almost throws up. He said I was pale white, shaking uncontrolably and could barely get a sentence out. He goes "Fuck this, were leaving here now!" Takes my keys, after a quick pull, fires up my truck and thrashes his way out of the trails without getting stuck. We finally make it back to the road.

Now I was planning on leaving at noon on Sunday, had work Monday morning and such. Now its 4am Monday morning, but I'm finally out. I said fuck it man, I'll drive home 200 miles in front wheel drive, can only do 35 mph but fuck it.

So we head back to my buddies house, but my Jeep had other plans. About 5 minutes down the road we just hear "POW!!" and start shaking like crazy.

From my buddy thrashing through the trail so we didn't get stuck, the Jeep paid the price. The left rear shock fell out of place and slashed a giant gash in the tire, blowing it out. At that point I started laughing about how fucked I was, and we said fuck it and called a tow truck to get my truck back to his house. By the time I climbed into bed it was 5am.

We all met up at 8am, and with only 3 hours rest, divided into 2 teams. 1 team went back to get the 3 trucks still stuck, and me and the other guys started on both mine and the other broken Cherokee. Both our u joints failed, snapped the strap bolts, leaving 1/2 the bolt in the diff yoke. We took his jeep and drove around Miami all morning for parts, stopping at a junkyard for our yokes and u-joint straps and bolts, and napa for the joints. At the scrap yard I found another 31" tire for $10, so I grabbed it.

We rebuilt our yokes & u joints, had my busted tire swapped out, and rigged the rest of my truck together. I got back into Fort Myers last night a little after 9pm, after doing a top speed of 55 mph through that fucking insane storm. BUT, everyones home, all the trucks are out, and now we start repair work -

In total I drove home on a makeshift driveshaft, a junkyard tire, 1 shock (2 damaged, one fell out on the trail I guess), and a damaged leaf spring, but one way or another a Jeep will always make it home! :SolidStraight:

Moral of the story - I've been wheeling for 4 years now, but from now on, I'll never go unless I have nothing to do the next day, I always pack a duffel bag with a tent, grill, emergency food etc, I didnt bring it this time cause I thought it'd only be a few hours - lesson learned.

Shit thats a longass post, but I'm glad I'm home, WITH the truck. I wont be offroading for a few months, need to do some major repair and upgrades. But I'll be back out, ready to do it all again. And yes, I'll post pictures when I get them!

vr_unreality
February 3rd, 2009, 09:59 PM
:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

It's a jeep thing. I don't want to understand.

sounds like a crazy weekend man. Have fun fixing everything. My rigs broken right now too. No where near as bad though. Just a blown hub and maybe my front diff.

STiDriven
February 3rd, 2009, 09:59 PM
WTF. Jeeps suck.

Seriously though, that's really fuckin crazy. Being that it was freezing that night probably made it soooo much worse.

+Juan
February 3rd, 2009, 10:03 PM
lol. thats insane. where were you at in miami? the hump? or 8st?

AminalPlanet
February 3rd, 2009, 10:03 PM
thats one hell of a post. sounds like a crazy day/night/day haha

please tell me there are pics.

+Juan
February 3rd, 2009, 10:04 PM
WTF. Jeeps suck.

.
the yeep broke but still made it out..kinda.

a rover woulda caught on fire.
a ford wouldnt have even made it in there.
the cambodian mobile would have overheated , or w/e the fuck it did at c&b.
and the hummer.....LOL.



jerk!

03scgt
February 3rd, 2009, 10:06 PM
holy shit man a wookie or manbearpig could have grabbed you and had his way with you

STiDriven
February 3rd, 2009, 10:10 PM
the yeep broke but still made it out..kinda.

a rover woulda caught on fire.
a ford wouldnt have even made it in there.
the cambodian mobile would have overheated , or w/e the fuck it did at c&b.
and the hummer.....LOL.



jerk!


lol. Very true.

+Juan
February 3rd, 2009, 10:12 PM
Dont you mean "+juan" ? lol

vr_unreality
February 3rd, 2009, 10:14 PM
lol at juan. I've never failed to make it any place a jeep I'm following has.

AminalPlanet
February 3rd, 2009, 10:14 PM
holy shit man a wookie or manbearpig could have grabbed you and had his way with you

hardly, everyone knows the only mythical creature we have down here is the Skunk ape.

aero
February 3rd, 2009, 10:26 PM
DAmn, that sucks.

But didnt happen unless we see pics!

Jeepin'
February 3rd, 2009, 10:32 PM
Pics? My buddys brother has a badass SLR Nikon. I know he took something like 340 pictures, just waiting on him to post them.

And yeah, 8th Street baby! You know whats up. lol.

03scgt
February 3rd, 2009, 11:06 PM
hardly, everyone knows the only mythical creature we have down here is the Skunk ape.



tell that to mike jones ;)

pimp_on_wagon
February 3rd, 2009, 11:44 PM
thats some crazy fucking trip man CLUSTERFUCK!

frank
February 4th, 2009, 12:45 AM
Hats off to you my good sir, EPIC story.

SupaMan89
February 4th, 2009, 04:26 AM
Nothin like an epic telling of this extent at 3:30 in the morning!!

Pro-Mo
February 4th, 2009, 07:10 AM
Damn, and I thought I had some bad experiences. At least you made it home, with your rig.

JP
February 4th, 2009, 09:15 AM
Sounds like everyone on that ride needs to do some up-grades.....

Glad to hear all is well now.

95w_bTEG
February 4th, 2009, 09:35 AM
holy shit!!!

aero
February 6th, 2009, 07:33 PM
where the hell are the pics!?!!

Jeepin'
February 6th, 2009, 09:51 PM
Well, I finally had a few shots sent my way (I learned, never bring YOUR camara offroad, let someone else break theirs)

Okay, to put some images to this story...

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1503308_803.jpg

^^^ They said "Oh yeah, its gonna be dry out there today." So I said alright, I'll show off a little, and took the doors off before leaving.



Now, dry must mean something else besides, well dry. Because it really wasn't.

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1503326_9008.jpg

The only other good shot to show how crappy this situation turned was this. This is my buddys Taco on 33". The bigger Cherokee was stuck in front of him & was stuck trying to pull him out.

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1503346_7223.jpg

I however was special, and was 50 yards behind them, driving threw this,

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1503341_4989.jpg

Notice the hood open. (aka, I'm not going anywhere) This was a few minutes after my rear U joint decided to keel over and die. I spent an hour, diving UNDER the truck to pull the rear driveshaft out, so I could at least move somewhere without further damage.



I'll post more pictures as I recive them, the epicness doesn't stop here...

EDIT -

Just got a few more shots in =

The Xterra, before it got stuck 2 miles away from the group..

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1486768_8893.jpg

The veiw from behind me during the trail ride..

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1486497_8606.jpg

My buddy Williams Cherokee (Ford 8.8" rear end, Dana 44 high pinion front axle, 35" and hydrolic assist steering, for the 39" he has sitting at home)

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1486507_3229.jpg

Bunch of effing morons who were dumb enough to try this..

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1486684_4269.jpg

But no matter what, girls just love a dirty truck.

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr33/bustedknucklexj/n506773062_1486691_8317.jpg

AminalPlanet
February 6th, 2009, 09:55 PM
now that is some mud!

looks like you tried to drive through a gigantic wendy's frosty lol

Jeepin'
February 6th, 2009, 10:20 PM
For real lol!! I was actually looking at the picture earlier going "That reminds me of something"

AminalPlanet
February 6th, 2009, 10:22 PM
either that or cement that was just poured.

Jeepin'
February 6th, 2009, 10:43 PM
There, just added a few more shots too.

95w_bTEG
February 7th, 2009, 01:07 AM
that is some nasty shit!